no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize