I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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