Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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