so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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