Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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