I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
