I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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