plz talk dirty to me
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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