Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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