And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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