BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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