bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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