Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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