Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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