My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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