He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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