i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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