PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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