Capitaan dildo arrescate!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
