its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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