Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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