Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize