It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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