Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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