thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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