This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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