Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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