That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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