it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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