just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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