I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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