That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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