so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize