My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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