Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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