My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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