He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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