Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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