just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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