you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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