Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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