We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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