Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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