i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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