During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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