I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
