yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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