Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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