using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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