So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
God I need to hump something, right now.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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