Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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