Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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