did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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